Yes, I'm gay but...

I don't like going to the gym.
I don't know your other gay friend.
I like to play video games.
I like to get drunk and go dancing.
I don't want to sleep with you, you or you.
I do want to sleep with that one, that one and that other one.
I don't have handicaps because I am gay.
I don't cook or clean.
I hold my cigarette like a hooker on the corner.
I get annoyed by things that are 'too gay'.
I can only enjoy THAT much techno.
I don't think I'm a girl.
I really enjoy McDonald's.
I cut my own hair sometimes and mess it up because it just. feels. better. that. way.
I can't throw / catch.
I like fantasy novels.
I don't enjoy rom-coms that much.
I cross my legs knee-over-knee.
I'm promiscuous until I'm not.
I don't care how fat I am till I actually start feeling fat.
I still don't know every other gay man you know.
Some of the best times I've had are alone in a cafe with a good book, coffee, cigarettes and a good view of the world going by.
I scream like a girl when something non-life-threatening startles me.
If something puts me in mortal danger I will chop with manly battlecry.
I only have six gay friends. Three of them I'm not even close to.