Guy #1:
There's always that one guy. You know, the one that talks like he knows everything and is evidently trying to sound more intelligent than he actually is as you roll your eyes in exasperation.
Well, dude. FAIL.
We don't like the way you try and be all that. It sucks, you suck. You're not gonna lull anyone into bed with that attitude. You just annoy the shit out of people. I wanted to smack you. Who the hell are you?! Fake tattoos (yes, I know they are FAKE), angled mohawk and a put-on accent. Wow, prize catch.
It's time to throw down!
Guy #2:
You've met him. Sparks fly, universes are sown together as you speak.You talk about life, living, loving, friends, whiskey, surprises, the supernatural and even the weather. It goes on, the night comes to a close, you go home. He's there with you, of course. Something sweet from the kitchen followed by something spicy in the bedroom. Scenes more steamy that the one with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic fill what remains of the night. Then the sun, blazing across the sky, steals it all away. "I want to see you again," you beg. "No, we'll leave it at this," he reasons, "if we see each other again, we'll know it was meant to be..."
Neek: So now how? You've met this hypothetical guy in a hypothetical world and he just leaves you like that.
Dave: Then, I guess I'll just leave it at that. If we do ever meet again then it'll be magical.
Neek: What?! Aren't you gonna make the effort to look for him? Find out who he is and meet him again to give fate a nudge?
Dave: Guess not, the magic's lost then... also, it seems kinda stalker-ish.
Neek: You. Are a moron.
Dave: For leaving it up to chance?!
Neek: What if I had his number? Would you give fate a push and ask me for it?
Dave: Yea, duh, of course.
Neek: Well now, I'm NOT GIVING IT TO YOU. We'll leave it up to chance
Dave: *gasp!* You asshole.
So I'm hypothetically pissed at Neek for hypothetically keeping me from my dream guy.
Where are all the hot, smart, non-mental guys anyway?! Can someone let me know, please? Thanks.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The Experiments Continue
We keep rolling with the experiments people. Yes I'm already acting like TONS of people are reading this. Now, we test what happens when I email an image to Posterous. OOOOooooOOoOoooo.
This was from the mad party that was UOX Play Future at Bukit Kiara, Kuala Lumpur.
Line-up was the craziest we've seen in the last two years:
- Steve Aoki
- Shitdisco
- Paserock
- Stretch Armstrong
- Lapsap
- Twilight ActionGirl
Maybe I should attach TWO pictures to see how it handles a gallery. meh. too lazy.
10... 9... 8...
So this is the test post for Blogger and Tumblr, let's hope this all works out well.
I have tons of space to write whatever the hell I want. What happens when i hook this up with Twitter? Does it automatically do a Tweet-Shrink?
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