Reverse Kryptonite

So how do you know when too much is too much? I never do. It's a sick, sick cycle. When I come along and I see the sights and hear the sounds, I can never get enough. Then it's too late. *Bleargh*

Just like when I'm at a buffet; I'll scout out whatever looks most interesting, try it and gun for that the whole night through. I won't bother sampling other dishes that might taste even more scrumptious.

Well now, I'm all aboard for adventure. I feel young again. I have a blanket tied around my neck, jumping around making 'whoosh!' noises like I'm about to save some city from imminent peril. 'What's this? A maiden tied to the tracks? No matter, Massacre is here.' You should join me. Pick a blanket, your own little colored cape, they come in an assortment of shades and tints. We'll run around and rescue the cookies from their prisons and guarantee TV shows get their ratings.

This is the secret, I tell you. The little colored blankets, without them, we're powerless!

So keep it on and jump around (don't forget to say 'whoosh!') and you'll always be a superhero.


Calvin as S.T.U.P.E.N.D.O.U.S Man - Created by Bill Watterson